March 2011
Being a cat →
lapsing-sanity:
Anyone can be a cat. All you have to do is follow the rules.
Rules For Being A Cat.
Anytime you go in or out a door you must pause at the threshold and contemplate whether you deign go through that door. You must do this until a much larger being is ready to give you a boot in the ass. You may then go through the door.
Anytime any flat object is laid upon the floor,...
